South Western Djinn

SouthWesternDjinn

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deheerkonijn:

HYPOTHETICALLY

hogwarts AU where Arthur is NOT sorted into Gryffindor, but is instead made a Hufflepuff to the astonishment of every single person in Britain 

Morgana mocks him for a full week, but it has the opposite effect and it turns Arthur into someone who is Super Aggressive About Hufflepuff Pride

everything is black and yellow. everything

he personally deals with other students harassing first-year Puffs

he inspires the House mantra BADGER BLOOD at quidditch games and when the yellow section get going it sounds like a war chant

his game tactics are ruthless and dangerous, and for the first time in a long time Hufflepuff’s quidditch team is taken seriously

his network of close friends spans all four houses, from Merlin and Morgana in Slytherin, to his fellow Hufflepuff Gwen, to Gryffindors Lancelot and Gwaine, to Ravenclaws Elyan and Leon

and by the time he graduates, no incoming student is ashamed to be sorted into Hufflepuff ever again

(via toastyhat)

Filed under Merlin Hogwarts

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Bro: discover new talent. (Bro/Cronus, 5k words, nsfw)

asukaskerian:

cyphercat:

I ALMOST managed to get one in for august, but this is close enough to count, right? My first Sloppy Seconds fill of the year, the one where Bro is looking for troll models and a certain seadweller is happy to pose for the camera.

Honestly you don’t give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.

The picture loads.

You’re going to make so much alien fetish money you’re going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.

*throws self at like ravenous lioness*

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